Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Watermelon better than Viagra

These days the Italian papers are full of scientific articles about how 6 pieces of watermelon produces the same result in the bedroom as the infamous Viagra pill. As a regular watermelon eater, the only added new is the fact that to get full potential out of the tasty fruit one should also eat the white part of the melon. Many people must be trusting these articles course sales is booming at the 24 hour open melon dealers, and who can blame people, there isn't really any better commercial, then trustworthy people says that it will improve men's acts in bed.

In a country full of distrust I couldn't help forming this theory that the idea of eating the white part might be a single clever propaganda idea from the crazy Berlusconi government, to make people throw out less of the fruit. But to make it a typical idea of Berlusconi it should mostly be good for him, so my guess is that something happened at the Viagra factory, so they are running out, and he is afraid the he will run out. Sounds crazy - well yes, but compared to most other things the psycho dwarf do, it could be true.

I for one jumped on the wagon, and eat almost all of it now, not just for the good sex, but also because it must have been a food for the gods back when we believed in those, because not only is it one of the "super foods", but it tastes great.

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