Berlusconi stories II

Berlusconi on his leadership:

"I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone."(link)

Berlusconi on his government:

"We have worked a lot. Only Napoleon did more than me--but I am certainly taller than him." (link)

Berlusconi on why to invest in Italy.

"Italy is now a great country to invest in ... Today we have fewer communists, and those who are still here deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries ... superb girls." (link)